CD 12

Sooooo.... did you know you can get ferning if you go to a comedy club, laugh your ass off, and have two rum and cokes?  Yup, apparently, you can get ferning if you've smoked, drank alcohol, or have had low blood sugar within the last 12 hours.  I find this funny.  Funny in a ha-ha-I-actually-thought-I-was-normal-when-all-the-ferning-was-trying-to-tell-me-was-that-I-might-be-a-lush kind of way.  Funny in an I-could-bash-my-head-against-the-wall-until-it-bleeds-and-then-heals-and-gets-infected-with-puss sort of ha ha funny.  That low blood sugar thing?  Yahhh...that's REALLY REALLY funny, considering with insulin resistance you could possibly get low blood sugar three times in one day if you tried really hard.  DAMMIT I hate PCOS.  

I've had no fertile fluid.  I know, I know, major TMI...  But I DID have this tiny tiny area on the scope today that had a piece of ferning in it.  I'm talking like, the size of a 18-point capital G on the ferning microscope size (I'm a techie geek, okay?  I relate in point sizes, the length of the hypotenuse between my house and Wal-mart and how fast that means I can get there, and what the value of x is throughout my life...thus, the title of the blog...leave me and my 18-point text fonts alone!)

To top all that off, I just ran like mad from a conference I'm supposed to be in attendance at until 4:00 (keep in mind it's 2, and I'm already home, and it's a 40 minute car ride) because a coworker showed up who felt like telling me that I wasn't being enough of a student advocate for a child in my classroom when she's the oaf who won't get off her dead ass to help any of my children.  Before I said something particularly heinous (thinking in my head of a Proverb I read two nights ago where loose lips lead to sin and it's better sometimes to just shut up - that's a loose paraphrase from an NLT version, but yes, it actually said shut up!), I picked up my belongings and left the building immediately.   I'd really really like a beer, but that would lead to ferning...and now we have just come 'round circle with my life and my current litany of issues.


BTW, just in case anybody cares, which I don't think you will, but my neighbor is talking REALLY loud, and I can hear her entire conversation...I think I heard something about doughnuts and bacon...I had a doughnut this morning with nuts on it...do you think the sugar from the doughnut will delay my ovulation, or will the protein and amino acids from the nuts bring it sooner?