Shit. I had this whole post ready to go about making Superbowl Sunday a national holiday because I can't stop packing my face on junk food, and I lost it. Apparently when you hit 'end' on your cell phone, it doesn't ask you if you're sure like a real computer would, it just ends. Like, as soon as you hit the button. And it doesn't save anything. So all my witty jokes about cheesy poofs and potato chips are gone forever, lost in the abiss of undeliverable mail. Damn cell phone.
I've won one square already. That means in 2 hours, I've created a 400% profit for myself. Nice.
I am petitioning the name change of Superbowl Sunday to National Pack Your Face Until You Puke And Make Room For More Day. It's what we all do anyway..No? Well, I guess I never was normal...
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