CD 9

I have ferning...I HAVE FERNING!!!  This is insane.  I am on day 9.  That would mean my body is gearing up to ovulate sometime between CD 13 and 16.  That would make me....gasp.....normal?  No way.  That's not possible.  I am a lot of things....crazy, impulsive, bitchy, focused, but I am NOT normal.  If I'm normal, that's gonna get rid of a LOT of excuses that I use every day......huh......I'm gonna have to rethink this...  I wonder if there's a Google site for normal people.  How do you act when your normal?  Do you still have to cook dinner if your normal?  Do normal people have to work?  Do I get a tax discount if I'm normal?  MAYBE I GET A TAX REFUND IF I'M NORMAL!  This opens up a whole new world!

EDIT: Just read this post to my husband...he assures me I'm not as normal as I think I am.