Friday, December 18, 2009

CD37 16 dpo

Just caved and opened up the fertility microscope. Who even knew this stuff existed? I am STARVING, so I eat pop-tarts, drink strong coffee (which I KNOW is not on the fertility diet), and try to discover how to read a ferning scope. I've only had positives on Answer OPKS, so perhaps the Answer brand are super sensitive? I'd like an alternative method to some pee sticks I can't read. I've also purchased three books from Borders: The Fertility Cure; The Fertility Diet; and The Ultimate Keepsake Fertility Journal. I plan to drink coffee and liquor today - I'll begin my fertility overhaul tomorrow. Okay - here goes!

*opens package, licks slide, and waits 10 minutes like the instructions are telling her to*

Oh, wow! I see it! It looks like little snowflakes! I am thinking this is WAY more involved in my body than I ever wanted to be...but the mathematician/scientist in me thinks this is the COOLEST thing ever and I just DON'T want to miss a thing! DAMMIT I should have been a doctor...